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Crap
About Sex
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The following
are all of the Weekly Droppings that have appeared on
Mindless Crap, dating back to the first one posted on
October 1, 2000.
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Research shows that 25% of men and 17% of women planned
their first sexual encounter. |
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The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal,
measuring 24.5 inches when erect. |
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Orgies were originally religious events, being offerings
to the gods. |
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"Not Able to Fornicate" was the name of a 19th-century
northwestern American Indian chief. |
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The words "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing.
Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed. |
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Over the same period of time, women who read romance
novels tend to have twice as many lovers as those who
don't. |
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According to the Kinsey Institute, masturbation is more
common among white-collar workers than blue-collar
workers. |
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Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested
in a one-night stand than those with only a bachelor's
degree. |
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Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of
someone. |
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On average, 20%
of women who live with their boyfriends have another sex
partner. |
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The two leading
causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette
smoking and tight pants. |
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Acrotomophilia
occurs when you have a sexual attraction to amputees. |
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According
to the Kama Sutra, a mixture of camel's milk
and honey will keep a man erect night and day. |
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| According
to Penthouse magazine, more women complain
about infrequent sex than men do. |
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| The
frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her
sleep actually increases as she ages during her
childbearing years. |
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| Forty
percent of women have said they had an orgasm while
dreaming about sex. That number is 80% for men. |
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| According
to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men ejaculate within three
minutes pf penetration. |
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| The
typical lovemaking session averages 15 minutes in
length. |
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| Males
under the age of forty are typically able to achieve
an erection in less than ten seconds. |
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| Three
out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough
to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm. |
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| The
French tickler was invented by a Tibetan monk. |
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| Rabbits
have been the emblem of fertility because of its
well-known talents for multiplying. |
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| Timmie
Jean Lindsey of Houston, TX became the first person to
get silicone breast implants in 1962. |
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| A
typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with
contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men
and women. |
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| The
Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of
kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on
oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse. |
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| Medomalacuphobia
is the fear of losing an erection. |
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| There
are five calories in a teaspoon of semen. |
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| According
to Playboy, more women talk dirty during
sex than men. |
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| Somebody
actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted
22.75 hours. |
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| According
to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner
to be tied up during sex. |
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| Among
primates, man has the largest and thickest penis. |
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| A
study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed
their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse. |
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| The
average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of
use. |
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| The
most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the
Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach,
CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male. |
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| A
small flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage
increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis. |
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| According
to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic
literature. |
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| Besides
the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the
only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse. |
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| Women
who are housewives are, as a whole, more faithful than
working women. |
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| According
to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity
in June than any other month. |
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| Women
say that the part of a man's body that they admire the
most is his buttocks. |
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| Studies
have shown that men become sexually aroused nearly every
time they dream. |
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| Studies
show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level
of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams. |
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| Menstrual
cramps have been known, in rare cases, to induce orgasms. |
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| A
"buckle bunny" is a woman who goes to
rodeos with the express intent of having sex with a
rodeo cowboy. |
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| Women
who went to college are more likely than high school
dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral
sex. |
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| Semen
contains small
amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose,
ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid,
lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts
and enzymes. |
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| Studies
have proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie
to someone you find sexually attractive. |
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| The
name of Wyoming's Grand Teton peak literally means "big
tit." |
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| According
to statistics, Australian women are the most likely
to have sex on the first date. |
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The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic
highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine,
is also found in chocolate. |
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| The
male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during
the last trimester. |
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| Exhibitionists
are most likely
to be married men. |
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| The
usual result
of ingesting Spanish Fly is vomiting. |
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| The
Kama Sutra
was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored
to be celibate. |
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| Compulsive
or pathological
sexual behavior have a 12-step program available to
them through SLAA, the Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous. |
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| A
survey conducted
by Masters and Johnson in the early 1980s revealed that
the third-most frequent fantasy amongst both homosexual
men and women was a heterosexual encounter. |
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| Sperm
banks keep
their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit.
At that temperature, it could be kept indefinitely. |
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| Among
transsexuals who choose sex-change operations, females
who elect to become males are reportedly happier and
better adjusted after the procedures than males who
elect to become female. |
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| The
most successful X-rated movie of all time is Deep
Throat. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and
has earned more than $100 million. |
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| While
nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks,
a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection. |
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| Believe
it or not, there's actually a word for the fear of seeing,
thinking about, or having an erect penis. It's
called ithyphallophobia. |
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| Homosexuality
remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list
of mental illnesses until 1973. |
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| Oculolinctus
is a fetish whereby people are sexually aroused by licking
a partner's eyeball. A word of caution if you
want to try this: oral herpes can be transferred to
the eye. |
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| At
age seventy, 73% of men are still potent. |
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| The
first "official" vasectomy was performed in
1893. |
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| The
smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long. |
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| Oneirogmophobia
is the fear of wet dreams. |
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| The
Roman emperor Nero used to dress up young boys in his
dead wife's clothes and make love to them. |
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| According
to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms
have had a sexual encounter with an animal. |
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| An
agalmatophiliac is someone who has a fetish for statues
or mannequins. These people tend to have an uncontrollable
desire to masturbate whenever they see a nude mannequin. |
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| It
takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches. |
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| A
man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused. |
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| Women
who respond to sex surveys in magazines have had five
times as many lovers as non-respondents. |
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| Black
women are 50% more likely than white women to have an
orgasm when they have sex. |
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| Micropenis
is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from
an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long...and
that's erect. |
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| An
unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere
from 12 to 24 inches. |
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| One
of the reasons male deer rub their antlers on a tree
or the ground is to masturbate. |
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| In
1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted
over 250 pounds of weight two feet off the floor with
his erect penis. |
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| It's
been
said that Adolph Hitler was a coprophiliac, which means
he had a fetish for women's feces. He also had a thing
for being urinated on by women. |
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| It's
been
estimated that the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation
(temporarily suffocating yourself while masturbating)
takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year.
I guess going blind is the least of your worries. |
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| It's
been
estimated that one out of every two hundred women is
born with an extra nipple. |
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| The
initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By
way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard
dash is 27.1 miles per hour. |
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| In
earlier times, virginity on one's wedding night was
of the greatest importance. To prove that the bride
was a virgin, it was customary that the couple would
display the bloodstained bedsheet for all to see once
the wedding was consummated. |
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| The
first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by
the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant
droppings when they realized it wouldn't work. |
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| The
left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for
right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties. |
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