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Stump Me Questions Answered in December 2005

Q.:  I've wondered this for a while: What does ESPN stand for?  Thanks.
              - Josh M.
 
A.:  The Entertainment and Sports Programming Network debuted on September 7, 1979, but shortened its name to ESPN in 1985.

Q.:  Do you know a word ending with the letters MT?  I'm stumped.
              - Norma R.
 
A.:  Well, dreamt comes to mind immediately.

Q.:  Held in the hand it's round to the touch, take away half and it's worth twice as much.  This has been bugging me all day!
              - No Name Given
  
A.:  A half penny (for all my fellow Americans who have no idea what this is, there ARE other units of currency throughout the world).  Thanks to Simon M. for the help.

Q.:  72% of stay at home moms say they don't own one of these.
              - No Name Given
 
A.:  It took me a long time to track this one down (and I did it accidentally).  There's two potential answers here because the percentages were so close.  Based on a survey of stay at home mothers, the answer is either a vibrator (71%) or an apron (75%).  There was no answer that was 72%.  Unfortunately, the e-mail address of the person who asked me this question is no longer active.

Q.:  If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
              - No Name Given
  
A.:  The law was used for quarantine purposes at the time of the lunar landings.  Rather than giving a detailed answer on my own, I recommend that you read this, since it's the source of my answer (Snopes is a VERY reliable source for a number of questions).

Q.:  What movie is this quote from by actor Robert Prosky? "You can't polish a turd."
              - Rich M.
 
A.:  IMDB totally rules.  Why?  Because they even provide quotes from movies, like this classic from Christine: "Ya know Pepper, ya can't polish a turd."  Thanks to Randy J. for pointing me in the right direction.

Q.:  A certain 9-letter word may seem a bit deft, because it consists of a whole but you stiil have some left.  Tell me what this word could be because it's all right here for you to see.
              - No Name Given
 
A.:  Wholesome.  Thanks to Jack U. for sending me the answer.

Q.:  "I'd best be off.  I have my Ruth to watch.  Good morning Mr. Proctor" - What play is that from?
              - Caesar C.
 
A.:  The Crucible by Arthur Miller.

Q.:  If everything taste like chicken, what exactly does chicken taste like?
              - Kru
 
A.:  If I wanted to get all philosophical on you, the answer would be: everything else.  But I'll just say that chicken has its own unique taste.

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