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Stump Me Questions Answered in December 2002

Q.:  Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
              - No Name Given
A.:   This from a mortician: "When rigor mortis sets in, the fluid in the body becomes tight and constricts, which, on occasion, causes the body to move involuntarily.  When a body is placed in a coffin, the lid is nailed shut to prevent an arm or leg from forcefully opening the casket.  Although I imagine it was also done in the past to help deter grave robbers."

Q.:  The phrase is "paid on the nail" -- meaning paid on time. What's the origin of that phrase?
              - JP
A.:  This saying comes from Bristol, England, once a well known place for slave trading.  The nails in this saying were common accessories in medieval fairs; they were long, pointed and narrow sticks with a little platform on the top producing an overall appearance of a nail.  They were stuck in the ground and acted as the base for trade.  Two traders would reach a deal and one would pay the other by placing the money on the little platform - they paid on the nail.

Q.:  What did Hitler's SS do as an act of propaganda, in Poland, just before attacking Poland?
              - Chris D.
A.:  Hitler had no real excuse for invading Poland so he staged a false attack on a German radio station near the Polish border.

Q.:  In the cartoon of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Rocky was called Rocket J. Squirrel. What does the J stand for?
              - Henry H.
A.:  It's a reference to Jay Ward, the producer of Rocky & Bullwinkle.  His cartoons are full of allusions to his name, especially in his characters' middle initials.  In addition to Bullwinkle J. Moose and Rocket J. Squirrel, there were such minor characters as Fiduciary J. Blurt, Sordid J. Scrivener, Hasty J. Rabbit, and Tycoon J. Fox.

Q.:  The Simpsons live at 742 Evergreen Terrace. Whilst this has been true for numerous episodes, another address has been given.  What is it?
              - No Name Given
A.:  Depending on which episode you watch, the Simpsons’ home address has been: 742 Evergreen Terrace (the most often used address), In Blood Feud and Bart the Lover the address was 94 Evergreen Terrace.  In Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington it was 59 Evergreen Terrace.  In Homer the Vigilante it was 723 Evergreen Terrace.  In New Kid on the Block it was 1094 Evergreen Terrace.  In Kamp Krusty it was 430 Spalding Way.

Q.:  Where is the original "Book of the Dead" located? And are there copies of it you can purchase at a local bookstore or online?
              - Jessica P.
A.:  You must have seen The Mummy movies.  The Book of the Dead is actually a series of papyrus scrolls covered with magical texts and illustrations which the ancient Egyptians placed with their dead in order to help them pass through the dangers of the Underworld and attain an afterlife of bliss in the Field of Reeds, the Egyptian heaven.  Some of the texts and illustrations are also found on the walls of tombs, on coffins, or written on linen or vellum rather than on papyrus.  Various museums around the world have examples of the scrolls.  The scrolls are divided into individual spells, or chapters, nearly two hundred in number, with no one papyrus containing all of them .  You can find translations at any major bookstore.  Here's a site that offers a translation of one of the major collections.

Q.:  Why is Wednesday called hump day?
              - Trish L.
A.:  I looked around for a trick answer, but there is any according to two of my trivia books.  Since a typical week starts on Sunday (not Monday), Wednesday is the exact middle of the week.  If you were to draw a curve, Wednesday would be the hump that everyone must get over to begin the downhill side of the week.

Q.:  What is the longest palindrome in the English language?
              - Ian T.
A.:  It's 15,139 words, and I'm not going to paste it onto this page (it's too damn long and nobody's going to read it.  You can, however, see it here.

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