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Stump Me Questions Answered in October 2003

Q.:  What is the origin of the idiom “Up the Wazoo?”
              - No Name Given
A.:  It's from the 1960s and is an offshoot of the saying, "up the kazoo."  Kazoo would eventually morph into wazoo, but both refer to an ass.  It's not quite clear how the phrase came to refer to more than a person can take, but I guess if you let your imagination wander some reason will come to mind.

Q.:  Where does the phrase 'Wet your whistle' come from?
              - Karina F.
A.:  This is an old one, dating back to the 16th century.  The throat was referred to as one's whistle as far back as the 14th century; however, the first reference of the phrase's use doesn't appear for another 200 years.

Q.:  Where does the phrase "who gives a shit?" come from, and why is giving a shit revered as a bonus?
              - Michelle S.
 
A.:  The phrase is from the 19th century and owes its roots to the 18th century expression "give a damn."  It's use as a way of saying you don't care is from the 1970s United States, where it suddenly started being use in a positive way despite its negative meaning.

Q.:  Where did the word asshole originate from and what's the story?
              - Stefanie W.
A.:  This one's been around for a long time.  The use of asshole as a derogatory word can be traced back to the 14th century, where the term arse-hoole (from Latin and Anglo-Saxon origins) referred to a person's anus (the reference still carries today).  At the time, the use of the word "arse" was not to be used in conversation, and was printed only after replacing the consonants with hyphens (a--e).  Arsehole was predominantly used by lower income people and those who lived in the streets.  Today, the spellings with "arse" and "ass" (the UK and US versions, respectively) are essentially interchangeable.

Q.:  What is the origin of the term "blowjob?"
              - No Name Given
A.:  According to Cassell's Dictionary of Slang, it started out as "basket job," a gay term from the 1940s.  Basket was a slang word for the male genitals, and job referred to a procedure.  The wording may have been switched to blowjob due to the fact that "blow" already referred to the act of fellatio (because of the appearance of the physical act).

Q.:  What is the etymology of cows being referred to as "Bossy?"
              - Su
A.:  Wow, somebody who knows the word etymology!  Nice going.  The only reference I can find about this is the Standard English term from the 1600s where the word boss referred to a fat lady.  In that light, boss referred to the protuberance or swelling of the stomach.  I can only assume that its use for cows relates to that since cows are the female version of their species.  Sorry I couldn't be more definitive.

Q.:  Can you please tell me where the word DORK originated from and the actual definition? I can't seem to find it anywhere. Thank you.
              - Nikki K.
A.:  Well, it all depends on which definition you're looking for.  Dork actually has three noun definitions: 1) a thick slice of bread and butter; 2) a penis; and 3) a fool.  Unfortunately, I can't find any solid references on its origins.  Though both definitions can be traced back to the word "dick," I can't find anything to explain why the word mutated as much as it did.

Q.:  Where is the most painful place on the human body to be punched?
              - Carena
A.:  This one's probably a matter of opinion, but the majority of people I've checked with, including medical professionals and athletes, say it's the kidneys.  A boxer I asked pointed out that professional fighters have been knocked out by a single, solid shot to the kidneys (not knocked unconscious, but unable to get back to their feet by the count of ten).  Incidentally, I ruled out the testicles from discussion because women will never know, or understand, the intense pain of being hit in the balls.

Q.:  What's the origin of the word "shit?"  I recently got an e-mail saying the word shit comes from "Ship High In Transit."  Obviously, when manure was shipped there was some kind of problem in keeping it dry.  Do you know if this is true?
              - Martin D.
A.:  Did you really buy that load of shit (pun intended)?  Let's get something straight.  Don't believe anything e-mailed to you about word origins unless you can find verifiable evidence of its facts.  I don't know how many times I've had to debunk e-mail "facts."

Now, on to your answer.  Unfortunately, the origin of shit isn't as sexy as, say, shipping a pile of crap by boat.  It's a variation of the Middle Low German word "Schite" and the Old English word "scitte," both of which referred to dung in the 14th century.  It's unknown which of those words came first.

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