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Stump Me Questions Answered in September 2005

Q.:  What is the name of the Renisance artist, Botticelli's, mother?
              - No Name Given
 
A.:  This was seriously hard to find, but once I tracked it down, confirming her name was a piece of cake. It was Smeralda Filipepi.

Q.:  Where does the Diablo (Lamborghini) name come from?  I need to know for a school report, please, before Friday!!
              - Lori M.
 
A.:  The following came from LamboCars.com, a Lamborghini enthusiast site:
The name 'Diablo' was in fact taken from a ferocious bull raised by the Duke of Veragua in the 19th century, it fought an epic battle with 'El Chicorro' in Madrid on July 11th 1869, this animal became legendary and it's well-known history and it' name were aggressive enough to be used for a Lamborghini.

Q.:   Why do most women believe that African American men do not like to engage in oral sex?
              - Vanessa M.
 
A.:  This is news to me and a bunch of my friends.  I actually asked a few women this question and each of them sounded surprised (a few of them wanted me to point out that they were not among the few who felt that way).

Q.:  1) Women measure mens' penises in inches, right?
2) Do men measure vaginas? And how?
              - Venus C.
 
A.:  1) Since I live in America, the answer is yes. I only know one European woman, but there's no way in hell I'm asking her if she measures in inches or centimeters. Any help from the Europeans out there?

2) I asked a few friends this one and we're pretty much in agreement that no, we don't measure vaginas.  Now the amount of pubic hair is another story (not that we measure the length, just the amount).


Q.:  Why do men spit into the urinal every time they go to the bathroom?
              - Leo D.
 
A.:  Speaking as a man who does this, the answer is simple.  If you've got saliva in your mouth and you're in the process of ejecting unwanted fluids anyways...well, what's the harm in a little more liquid down the drain?  I do, however, refute the every time part.  It just seems that way.

Q.:  I love your website!!!!!  I was wondering if you could possibly provide me with the company's name that created the Real Men of Genius and Real American Heroes.  I'm looking to send a resume with some ideas of my own.  Thank You So Much and keep up the great work, I love the site!!!
              - Daniela
 
A.:  Of course you love the site...who wouldn't?  The ad agency DDB-Chicago was the force behind the commercials.

Q.:  The Bud Light Real America Heroes (not Real Men of Genius) foot long hot dog inventor guy.  I have seen a video online they made a long time ago.  Where can I find it again to view on my computer?
              - No Name Given
 
A.:  I did a search on Kazaa and found it fairly eaisly.  I didn't download it, so I can't attest to the quality of the video.

Q.:  What are the four fruits of characters that comprise the Fruit of the Loom commercials?
              - Tracy I.
 
A.:  It's amazing what you can find on your underwear!  I found an apple, some purple grapes, some green grapes and gooseberries with leaves (I had to track that last one down from the History of Fruit of the Loom).

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