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Stump Me Questions Answered in August 2001

Q.:  How many languages can Han Solo speak?
              - No Name Given
A.:   Han Solo speaks three languages: Basic, Huttese and Shyriiwook.  Thanks to Gweilo for the help (he actually sent in the answers & leads to several questions).

Q.:  Is there any way to make yourself go to sleep, without the use of drugs, without physically damaging your body or mind?
              - No Name Given
A.:   Hypnosis has been proven to help people sleep without any adverse side affects.  There are several ways to do it, but hypnotic tapes seem to be the most popular.

Q.:  Who was the Greek goddess of victory?
              - Kelly G.
A.:   Does it at all surprise you that Nike is the answer? 

Q.:  Why is the spire in Chesterfield crooked?
              - Laura
A.:   Gweilo answered this one for me.

Legend tells of a powerful magician who persuaded a Bolsover blacksmith to shoe the Devil. The blacksmith, however, drove a nail into the Devil's foot. Howling with rage, the Devil took flight towards Chesterfield. Skimming over the Church, he lashed out in agony, caught the spire and twisted it out of shape. Or did Lucifer sit on the Church and spitefully let his massive weight crush its elegant spire?

Local people, of course, have their own explanation.  Rumor had it that a virgin was getting married at the church, and the spire, never having seen a virgin bride before, leaned over to have a closer look. Should the event ever happen again, the spire will think it commonplace and straighten up.

There are, of course, more mundane explanations. 

Historians tell us of the outbreak of the Black Death in Chesterfield in 1349 - around the time that the spire was being built. Did too many skilled craftsmen fall to the Plague? Architects note the lack of cross-bracing in the 8 sides of the structure, and remind us of the weight of those lead tiles which cover the wooden spire - all 32 tons of them! 

The rest of the damage is blamed on sun, rain, wind and, according to one expert, bell-ringing!


Q.:  How many muscles are found in the human nose?
              - Justin
A.:   According to Gray's Anatomy, there are as many as five muscles in the human nose.  They are the procerus, nasalis, depressor septi, dilatator naris posterior, and dilatator naris anterior.  However, Gray's goes on to say that these muscles vary in size and strength, and may be altogether absent.

Thanks to John M. for the answer.


Q.:  How many days old was Maurice Richard when he scored his first NHL goal?
              - Loren C.
A.:   Maurice Richard was born on August 4, 1921 and scored his first NHL goal for the Montreal Canadiens on November 8, 1942.  He was 8,001 days old.

Q.:  What is Mr. Clean's full name?
              - Greg C. and Jay P.
A.:   I have no idea why so many people want to know this answer, but here it is...directly from the good people at Procter and Gamble (Rich E. also sent this in):

"We appreciate your interest in Mr. Clean. His full name is Veritably Clean.
(He doesn't use his first name often but he won it in a contest many years ago!)

Stephanie
USA Mr. Clean Team"


Q.:  Why is it that to stop Windows 95 you have to click on "Start"?
              - No Name Given
A.:   They either didn't see the irony or don't have a sense of humor.  According to the person I spoke to, "We knew people would look there.  That's where their programs are."

Q.:  1)  How many ounces of water are in the Pacific Ocean?
2)  What is the real reason why the Titanic crashed and sank?
              - Zach
A.:   1)  Since you've asked a question that's impossible to answer, here's a general idea.  The Pacific Ocean is the deepest of all of the earth's bodies of water with an average depth of 14,048 feet.  This is almost 1,000 feet deeper than the Indian Ocean, which is the second-deepest ocean.  The Pacific also boasts the single deepest point on earth: 35,400 feet (located somewhere near Guam).

2)  The rivets were a substandard material grade.  The extreme cold temperature of the water caused the rivets to become brittle.  When the ship collided with the iceberg, the rivets fractured causing gaps in the plates. These gaps allowed water in, thus sinking the ship.  Thanks to an unnamed visitor who provided me with the answer.


Q.:  1)  How many grains of sand are on the ground on York Beach in Maine?
2)  How many pieces of grass are on your front lawn?
              - Zach Q.
A.:   1)  More than enough to build a sand castle.

2)  None.  I live in an apartment.


Q.:  Why does the world run on a 12 hour clock?
              - Neil
A.:   This is can be answered by asking the question, "Why does the world run on a 24-hour clock?"  The answer to both of these is that man has decided to figure out time that way.  Nothing in nature runs on or has anything to do with hours or minutes.  Days, when timed using the sidereal method, actually last 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.09 seconds.  We rounded up to 24 hours as a matter of convenience (the leap year day added every four years corrects the difference).  Today's usage of the 24-hour period follows the ancient Roman method of measuring a day (midnight to midnight).

Before clocks were invented, day and night were divided into 12 hours each.  This division wasn't practical since the length of the two periods differs as the seasons change.


Q.:  Why is the man who invests all of your money called a broker?
              - No Name Given
A.:   I know you're trying to be funny, but there's a real answer to this question.  In medieval France, a tavern's tapster was responsible for opening casks of wine for resale.  By extension, he became the middleman who bought from one source and sold to another.  With the rise of fiscal investments, the term "brokers" was applied to those who dealt with the sale of stocks and bonds.

Q.:  What is the origin of Halloween?
              - Chris D.
A.:   The name means "hallowed, or holy, evening."  The Druids used to celebrate autumn with a great festival which began at midnight on October 31st and lasted through November 1st (All Hallows Eve).  They believed that on this night their great god of death, Saman, called together all the wicked souls who had died during the year and whose punishment had been to take up life in the bodies of animals.  Since the very premise of the festival was enough to frighten the simple-minded people of the time, huge bonfires were lit so the Druids would keep watch for the evil spirits.  This is probably where the idea of ghosts and goblins being related to Halloween came about.

The Romans also had a holiday around November 1st which was in honor of the goddess Pomona.  Nuts and apples were roasted before great bonfires.  The modern version of Halloween is believed to be a combination of the Druid and Roman festivals.


Q.:  Who first invented basketball?
              - No Name Given
A.:   James A. Naismith did it in 1891.  He wanted to provide a game to interest physical education students at the Springfield Training School in Springfield, MA.  He combined the Indian game of lacrosse and the British game of football (soccer) to make a suitable indoor game.  The rules for his game required that a ball be passed from player to player or bounced by a single player and shot into a goal.  When he first created the game, the only thing he had to use for a goal was a wooden peach basket, so he called the game "basketball."  

Q.:  1)  Why can't women work on the battlefield in the Army?
2)  How many times in this century has New Year's fallen in the same year as Christmas?
              - Andrew
A.:   1)  I guess the best way to answer this is by saying that the Army is notorious for moving slowly.  They were also slow when it came to racially integrating.  That being said, it wasn't until 1994 that women were allowed to serve in any combat-related jobs, including intelligence and operations.  However, they're still prohibited from serving in any role in units whose primary mission is engaging in ground combat, and in units that work directly with those organizations during wartime.

The reasons that I've been able to track down (and believe me, the Army doesn't want to talk about this) are essentially the same as when the Army started racially integrating: 1) troop morale and 2) concern over how the soldiers will react during combat.  Additionally, motherhood is often cited as a primary obstacle to full equality in the military.

2)  None, especially since this century just started.


Q.:  Why is a boxing ring square?
              - No Name Given
A.:   According to The Encyclopedia of Boxing, by Gilbert Odd, the term "boxing ring" goes back to bare-knuckle days.  Spectators held a circle of ropes around the fighters, but they were always crowding in on the action.  Eventually, they used stakes to hold the ropes, forming a square.

Q.:  Why did the ancient Greeks participate in the Olympics naked?
              - Diane
A.:   Athletes from all Greek city-states participated in the festivals at Olympia.  A "sacred truce" beginning the first known Games read, "May the world be delivered from crime and killing and freed from the clash of arms."  The intent was for warring city-states to lay down their arms for the period of the Games so that athletes could compete in peace.

One of the reasons they participated naked was because the Greeks thought it made the sports safer and reduced the chances of cheating.  Also, in the event of a conflict,
naked participants were easier to control because they had no weapons hidden in their clothes.

By the way, participants in the Heraea, the women's Olympics, performed in tunics.

The following is a reply from Pallv B.:

Your answer to this question is just full of CRAP. I think you just made that answer up.
And also you have NO PROOF. Here it is the real answer. 
---------------
Yes, ancient Greeks did participate in the Olympics naked after a certain date ancient Greeks participated nude in the Olympics. There are two theories as to how
nudity happened.

During the race in 720 B.C., a participant intentionally lost his shorts enabling him to
run better. Clothing was then banned from the Olympics. The other theory is that the
Spartans introduced nudity to the games in the 8th century B.C.

Here its is the PROOF.

Ancient Olympics
http://www.hickoksports.com/history/olancien.shtml
(scroll down to the 11th paragraph)

University of Pennsylvania
http://www.upenn.edu/museum/Olympics/olympicorigins.html
(scroll down to "nudity at games")

My follow-up after contacting my source, Frederick J. Kluth of http://junior.apk.net/~fjk/olympic.html:

"The fact is that it became customary.  It was not done because the Greeks were homosexuals.  Comments such as ones that I make about the fact that athletes are easier to control are truisms that help understand why nudity may have become customary but cannot be proved.  The fact is that it was customary and a part of the Greek identity.  People who held other views were regarded as barbarian.  Both the sites that you sent contain reliable information.  I do not consider them to be in conflict with what I said."


Q.:  1)  How old was Judy Garland when she started the filming for The Wizard of Oz?
2)  What are the only crimes that you can get lethal injection for?
3)  What came first...the chicken or the egg?
              - Zach
A.:   1)  Judy Garland, born on June 10, 1922, was sixteen when The Wizard of Oz started filming on March 16, 1939.

2)  In the United States, the only crimes that could result in lethal injection are capital crimes (murder).  And even then it depends on the state since not every state chooses to execute its criminals via lethal injection.

3)  If you believe the Bible or in creationism, the chicken came first.  If you believe in evolution, there had to be something to evolve to a chicken to be able to lay the egg.  Thanks to Chris D. for the help in answering this one.


Q.:  Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
              - No Name Given
A.:   Chalk this one up to marketing.  Cats and dogs will eat pretty much what's given to them (within reason).  However, people are the ones who feed them and, more to the point, buy the food.  People eat tuna, chicken, liver and the other flavors of food that are sold for their pets.  But could you really see yourself buying mouse-flavored food?  The makers are pet food are betting that you wouldn't. 

Q.:  What "exorcises" can I do to prevent being possessed?
              - No Name Given
A.:   I hear that doing a few laps in holy water has been known to work.

Q.:  Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
              - No Name Given
A.:   Just a case of irony.  Everyone is either going to work or coming back from work at roughly the same time.

Q.:   Do you think Adam and Eve had a belly button?
              - No Name Given
A.:   Since this is my opinion, I'll say no.  The belly button is where your umbilical cord was when you were in your mother's womb.  Since neither Adam nor Eve were supposed to have been birthed, they wouldn't have such a scar.

Q.:   Can fat people go skinny dipping?
              - No Name Given
A.:   I see your little play on words.  Damn, you're clever!  No way that ever appeared in a book or a movie.  By the way, the answer is yes.

Q.:   1)  How many bits are in a megabyte?
2)  What were the names of the 2 largest battleships in history and who built them?
3)  What was the name of the first computer built by IBM?
              - Chris D.
A.:   1)  I'm sure you'd like for me to say that there are one million, but that would be wrong since.  I'll let Richard M. answer this for me (thanks Richard):

There is a common assumption that a kilobyte is 1,000 bytes and a megabyte is 1,000,000 bytes, but (strangely enough) this is just not so.  And advertisers of computer accessories, i.e. RAM, play on this assumption so the average person may think they are getting more than they are.

You see way back in the early days of computers, computer scientists naturally had to come up with measures for computer-stored information, and this comes in powers of 2 (which is logical as computers are binary).  There are 8 bits in a byte; there are 1,024 bytes in a kilobyte (2 to the power of 10); and there are 1,024 kilobytes in a megabyte. So you can see that there are 8 * 1,024 * 1,024 bits in a megabyte which comes out as 8,388,608 bits.

2)  In 1937, Japan created the Yamato (built by Jure) and the Musashi (built by Mitsubishi) which were 72,800 ton ships, armed with 18.1-inch guns.  These were the largest battleships in history.

3)  There's no simple way of answering this since it there was no clear definition of what a computer was back then (calculators were considered to be computers).  So here's the best answer I could come up with:

The Automatic Sequence Controlled Calculator, also called the Mark I, was completed in 1944 after six years of development with Harvard University.  It was the first machine that could execute long computations automatically.  Later in the decade, IBM introduced the Selective Sequence Electronic Calculator (1948) as 
the company's first large-scale digital calculating machine, the successful 604 Electronic Calculating Punch (1948) - 5,600 of which were built in a 10-year period - and the Card-Programmed Electronic Calculator (1949), the first IBM product designed specifically for computation centers.

IBM signaled its commitment to electronic computing when it introduced the IBM 701, the company's first production computer and a watershed in the computing industry. Designed primarily for scientific calculations, the 701 featured the IBM-invented tape drive vacuum column, an innovation which paved the way for magnetic tape to become a popular storage medium. 


Q.:   Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
              - No Name Given
A.:   Like Chris D. told me in his e-mail: rain also falls.

Q.:   Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
              - No Name Given
A.:   Another one that Chris D. helped me with (he must like riddles).  People concentrate better when their are fewer distractions.  The music, no matter how much you like or dislike it, is distracting when played at a high volume.  By the way, not everyone turns down the radio.  I only do it so I can hear my wife complain that we're lost (call me masochistic).

Q.:   What is the book of the devil?
              - Jon G.
A.:   The Codex Gigas, or The Devil's Bible.  It's called the Devil's Bible after the impressive picture of the devil in the folio.  According to legend the scribe was a monk who had been confined to his cell for some breach of monastic discipline and who, by way of penance, finished the manuscript in one single night with the aid of the Devil, whom he had summoned to help him.

Q.:  What was the former name of the city of Gorki?
              - Kelly G.
A.:  Actually, it's backwards.  Gorki was renamed Nizhny-Novgorod.  Thanks to Stuart M. for finding the answer to this question.

Q.:  Why does asparagus make your urine smell shortly after consuming it?
              - No Name Given
A.:  I guess I should have answered this one when the other asparagus question was asked.  Asparagus is filled with sulfur-containing amino acids that break down during digestion into six sulfur-containing compounds.  These can impart a unique smell to urine as they are excreted.

Scientists remain divided on why people have different urinary responses to eating asparagus.  One camp thinks only about half of the population have a gene enabling us to break down the sulfurous amino acids in asparagus into their smellier components.  Others think that everyone digests asparagus the same way, but only about half of us have a gene that enables us to smell the specific compounds formed in the digestion of asparagus.

A recent study found that all asparagus eaters excrete the odorous methyl mercaptan; it is the ability to detect its odor that varies from person to person.  The sulfur-containing amino acid methionine is suspected as the precursor in asparagus.


Q.:  Where is the widest part of the Mississippi River?
              - Kelly G.
A.:  The Mississippi is widest just downstream from its confluence with the Missouri River (near Alton, IL) where it is nearly 1 mile across.

Q.:  Is Walt Disney actually frozen in a block of ice?
              - Zach
A.:  Yeah, I heard that rumor, too.  Sorry, but Walt's not coming back top rescue the world from Michael Eisner.  There is no evidence that Walt Disney arranged for, was interested in, or had even heard of cryonic suspension prior to his death.

Disney's death certificate shows that he was cremated two days after his death.  The name, license number, and signature of the embalmer appearing on the death certificate are those of a real embalmer who was employed at the Forest Lawn mortuary at the time.


Q.:  Where is at least one piece of the original electronic calculator, the Mark I?
              - Chris L.
A.:  More than 50 years after it was built, parts of the Mark I sits in the lobby of the Science Center at Harvard University, another section is in the Smithsonian Museum of American History, and the last part is in IBM's historical collection.  It's surprising that only three sections remain considering that the Mark I was 51 feet long, 8 feet high, and had over 750,000 parts.

Q.:   Why don't mongooses die when they eat cobras, rattlers, etc.?
              - No Name Given
A.:  Coupled with its speed and courage is the fact that the mongoose has a high tolerance to the venom of a snake.  It takes about eight times the lethal dose of snake bite for a rabbit to kill a mongoose. However, more than a few mongoose have been felled by feasting on a snake they have just killed.  They have eaten the head of the snake and the fangs have punctured the wall of the stomach, allowing the poison to seep into the bloodstream. 

The mongoose is more than a match for the cobra, but the viper is another story.  For some reason the mongoose does not build up immunity to the viper’s venom.  Additionally, the viper is much faster than the cobra in its ability to strike.

Q.:  Why was the U.S. Secret Service originally formed?
              - Greg K.
A.:  The Secret Service Division began on July 5, 1865 in Washington, D.C. to suppress counterfeit currency.

Q.:  OK, here's one for you!  How many video game platforms are there in all?
              - No Name Given
A.:  Since 1971 there have been 57 home gaming systems.  Some of these, like the TRS-80 Color Computer, billed themselves as video game systems as well as computers. If you want to see a list off every system (as well as pictures and product specs), go to http://www.geocities.com/~compcloset/index.html.  Keep in mind that this site only goes up to 1996.  I had to find a few others on my own.

Q.:  What is the origin of these words:
1)  bikini
2)  sandwich
              - Julie  (Lori H. also asked about the origin of sandwich)
A.:  1)  In 1947, the first swimsuit designed to reveal practically everything went on sale.  The makers had no idea what to call it, but they noticed that males who saw it for the first time reacted like it was an atomic bomb.  Scientists in 1946 had used the Marshall Islands for atomic testing, and had moved 167 natives to Rongerik.  Head scientist William H.R. Blandy then used the Bikini atoll for tests of the atomic bomb.  Comparing the impact of the new swimsuit with the world-altering events in the Pacific, fashion experts called the garment the bikini.

2)  John Mantagu was the fourth Earl of Sandwich in 1748.  Any time he could get away from his offices for an hour or two he would go out and gamble.  Since his time was usually limited, he often directed a servant to bring him roast beef between slices of bread so he could eat at the gambling table.  He wasn't the first eat a sandwich, but he was the only world leader to do it frequently in public.  As a result, his royal title was attached to the name of the meal.

This is from Angus M.:  Sandwich is an Old English name deriving from sand "sand" and wic (pronounced "witch") meaning "landing place" or "port". Wic appears in other place names such as Greenwich ("the green (grassy) port") and Norwich ("north port"). It is said that the "sand" of Sandwich, however, was not on the beach but was instead in the soil of the area, making it agriculturally rich. Anyhow, though Sandwich was once on the coast, it is now two miles inland.


Q.:  Who played the sax solo in the single Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty?
              - Manjit K.
A.:  Raphael Ravenscroft, a session saxophonist. At first the sax solo was part of the melody, and Rafferty thought he’d sing it. Then he tried it on guitar and that didn’t sound quite right, either.

Q.:  After funerals we often have wakes.  From where, and why, did these wakes originate?
              - Veronica
A.:  The practice of having a wake started sometime in the 1500s.  There was a rash of people who were thought to be dead that were actually being buried alive.  With medicine was still in its early stages, doctors assumed that those who had a slow heart or pulse rate or were not noticeably breathing were deceased.  A funeral would be held and, eventually, the deceased person would awaken in his grave.  It's believed that some of these people were able to break out of their coffins and return to their homes.

To help prevent this mistake from happening, families would place the "dead" person on a table (or sometimes in a coffin) and would sit and watch over the body for a few days, in case he/she awoke.

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