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Stump
Me Questions Answered in June 2002
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Q.: Have you seen anybody ever take a shit in a movie and you were forced to watch them wipe their ass?
- Harold C.
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A.:
Yes. Robin Tunney did it in Empire Records,
although your view of her wiping herself is blocked by a couch
(but there's no mistaking that she's wiping). Tom Hanks
takes a crap in Cast Away, but I don't think they show
him wiping.
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Q.: I would like to know....80% of us have done this...what?
- Nichol M.
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A.: From
what I've been able to track down, I think the answer you're
looking for is masturbate.
Statistics show that well over 90% of men have done it, but when
averaged with women's statistics - which I've seen vary from 40%
to 80%, depending on the survey - it could come to around
80%. Let me know if that wasn't the answer you're looking
for.
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Q.: Who was the producers' first choice to play the title role in the 1989 screen version of
Batman?
- Christie
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A.: According to Penny Marshall in an interview
for the movie Big:
"Hanks was Warner's first choice to play Batman that year, and he almost dropped out of
Big. But then along came Michael Keaton, and the rest is history," Marshall said.
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Q.: Why do drive up ATM's have
Braille on them?
- Rex M.
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A.: You
probably sent this one in to be a wise ass, so I've answered it
to return the favor. It's required as part of the Americans With Disabilities Act.
How many times have you ever walked up to a drive-thru ATM?
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Q.: 1)
What is the designation, nickname, and range of the Canadian Forces new
search and rescue helicopter?
2) What is the RAH-66 Comanche?
- Matt L.
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A.: 1)
It's designation is CH149, the nickname is Cormorant,
and its range is 530 nautical miles.
2) The Comanche RAH-66 is the United
States Army's new Reconnaissance and Attack Helicopter being developed by Boeing
Sikorsky. The first flight of the Comanche took place on 4th January 1996.
The program entered Engineering and Manufacturing Development (EMD) in June 2000, which requires the construction of 13 aircraft in addition to the two prototypes by 2006.
Full scale production is scheduled to begin in 2007 and continue through 2025.
In an armed reconnaissance mission, Comanche can recognize and identify targets and digitally transmit the information to the battlefield commander in near real-time, select the optimum force deployment and co-ordinate the attack.
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Q.: What SPECIFICALLY caused the ping pong balls to drop on Captain Kangaroo's head?
- Paul S.
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A.: Regular features on both
Captain Kangaroo shows included visits from zoo animals and a torrent of falling ping-pong balls brought on when Mr. Moose asks the Captain a knock-knock joke.
The dropping of ping pong balls went along with the punch line.
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Q.: What word in the
English language has five tail letters in a row? Tail letters being, for example: q, y, p, f, g, j, or z
- Carla J.
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A.: If
you're printing the letters, than none.
Two of the letters you listed - f (tall letter) and z (small letter) - are not tail letters.
And no words can be made using any combination of g-j-p-q-y
appearing 5 in a row. The closest I came was gypsy, but "s" is a small letter.
And just in case you were trying to trick me, I looked for letters that grew tails when you changed the font or italicized them.
None of them changed using Times New Roman, Arial, Courier, Verdana and
Tahoma, which are considered to be the five most common fonts.
However, using cursive handwriting the answer would be "syzygy,"
which is an alignment of three celestial objects (like the sun,
earth and moon).
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Q.: What job salary has gone from $2.75 per hr to $40.00 per hour in 77 years?
- Jacob E.
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A.: Apparently
you were trying to win a radio contest held by WLZR in
California. The answer is a Lighting Grip at Walt Disney Studios.
Pete "Papa" Papanickolas has been working there for 77 years.
The original source appears to be an Aug. 27, 2000, Los Angeles Times
story about older Hollywood workers. The story says that Papanickolas was
born in Pittsburgh 77 years ago, and arrived in Hollywood in
1955. The article doesn't say whether he's still working at Disney, but that
his first job was digging holes at Walt Disney Studios.
As for his salary, the article reports that Papanickolas started as a grip making $2.75 an hour and
he now makes $40, although there is some doubt as to whether or
not he still works for Disney. One of his last known jobs
was on the set of Seinfeld, which was produced by Castle Rock
Entertainment, which is a part of AOL/Time Warner, not Disney.
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Q.: Why is the head of
Lincoln on the penny facing the opposite direction of the heads on every other coin?
- Matthew L.
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A.: This
is directly from the U.S. Mint:
The likeness of President Lincoln on the one-cent coin is an
adaptation of a plaque executed by Victor David Brenner. President Theodore Roosevelt was so impressed with Mr. Brenner's design of a Lincoln plaque that he recommended to the Secretary of the Treasury that this design be placed on a coin to be issued in the Lincoln Centennial Year, 1909.
The direction that Lincoln faces on the cent was not mandated -- this was simply the choice of the designer.
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Q.: 1)
How many WPM can the fastest typist type?
2) How many different episodes of Iron Chef are there?
3) When will SONY be releasing their 45" WEGA flat screen television?
4) Why is the sky blue?
- Zach A.
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A.: 1)
Barbara Blackburn of Salem, Oregon can maintain 150 wpm for 50 minutes
(37,500 key strokes) and can attain a speed of 170 wpm using the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard (DSK) system.
Her top speed was recorded at 212 wpm.
2) According to the Iron Chef Web site, there have been 296 episodes since
the show started in 1993.
3) It's already out.
4) It's due to the refractions on light passing through dust particles in the upper atmosphere.
Light - as in the colors of the rainbow - pass through the dust or get reflected back out through the
atmosphere. Blue is passed through, thus we see the color blue in the sky.
Thanks to Lee H. for the help.
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Q.: Do fish get electrocuted?
- Suleman Ismail P.
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A.: Ah,
another classic from Imponderables. Fish can get
electrocuted if you really tried to, but for the most part they
don't get electrocuted by naturally occurring events
(lightning). Water is such a good conductor, the electricity stays on the surface and just disperses instead of penetrating.
Thanks to Zachary A. for the help.
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Q.: Can you tell me who was the UK champion flat racing jockey in 1942, please?
- Jeffrey C.
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A.: Sir Gordon Richards.
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Q.: Would you like a free sock?
- Kris Y.
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A.: Not right now. I just bought a dozen.
Thanks anyway.
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Q.: Can God make a rock so big that He cannot lift?
- Pastor Shane P.
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A.: A
pastor, huh? I guess I'd better get this one right. Well, assuming that God is all powerful, I would imagine that he could make something so big that he couldn't lift it.
But what good would that do? Nobody likes hurting their backs.
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Q.: What was the most decorated
ship of WWII?
- Chris D.
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A.: The
USS Enterprise (CV-6). Between 1941 and 1945, Enterprise amassed a grand total of 21 battle stars.
Enterprise and her air groups participated in every major campaign in the Pacific, including Midway.
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Q.: When you're applying for a mortgage loan, what does it mean when you pay a point or two?
- Donna A.
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A.: Points (also called “discount points”) are a type of fee that you pay to your lender.
Simply put, a point is equal to 1% of the loan amount. The
following is from a mortgage loan officer:
A "point" is 1% of the total loan value.
Usually, a person pays a standard amount (in the case of my company, one point) to a mortgage company to do his loan.
In addition, the broker often makes money through rebate points, which are points given by the lender to the broker to "buy" the loan.
This varies by interest rate. Also, a prospective homebuyer can take advantage of what are called discount points, which is where the borrower pays a fee of a certain amount of points to the lender to "buy down" the interest rate.
This can be very effective and a much better use of money than a high down payment, as even one point paid might lower the rate enough to save tens of thousands of dollars over the term of the loan.
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Q.: What one word is recognized more in all
languages than any other word? I'm thinking: God.
- Todd H.
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A.: That's
a good guess. But "amen" is used in more
religions, so I'm going with that one. I don't think
there's any way to tell for sure, though.
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Q.: What was
Motown's 1st chart topper and by whom?
- No Name Given
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A.: Among the coolest books ever written is
The Billboard Book of Number One Hits by Fred Bronson.
In it you will find that Number One #147 of the Rock 'n Roll Era was Motown's first,
My Guy by Mary Wells. It hit #1 on May 16, 1964 and stayed there for two weeks.
Thanks to the unnamed person who sent me the answer.
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Q.: 1)
Who invented the nail polish?
2) Who
invented the lap top?
Please help me. I have a report due in 3 days and I need MAJOR help.
- Katelyn W.
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A.: 1)
Nail polish can be traced back to at least 3000 BC when it originated in China.
The Chinese found ways to use gum arabic, egg whites, gelatin, and bees wax to create varnishes and lacquers for the nails.
2) Alan Kay of the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center originated the idea of a portable computer in the 1970s.
Kay envisioned a notebook-sized, portable computer called the Dynabook that everyone could own, and that could handle all of the user's informational needs.
Kay also envisioned the Dynabook with wireless network capabilities.
Arguably, the first laptop computer was designed in 1979 by William Moggridge of Grid Systems Corp.
It had 340 kilobytes of bubble memory, a die-cast magnesium case and a folding electroluminescent graphics display screen (click here for a picture).
I did some further checking with the U.S. Patent Office, and found that on October 18, 1982, a patent was filed for a portable computer (patent number 4,571,456 ).
Here's the summary:
Portable computer
Abstract
A portable computer is contained within an outer metal case which physically encapsulates and protects the working components of the computer in the closed, portable configuration. The metal case includes a base which serves as a heat sink for transferring waste heat from heat producing electrical components to the surroundings in the open, operating configuration of the computer. The heat producing components are mounted and located in the base to maximize the transfer of heat to the base. A display housing is pivotally mounted on the base by hinge assemblies for swinging movement between a closed and latched position on the base and an upward and rearwardly inclined angle for viewing by an operator positioned in front of the computer. Stop pins coact with the hinge assemblies for holding the display housing at the desired angle of view, and torsion springs are associated with the hinge assemblies for preventing inadvertent slamming of the display housing against the base during closing. Electrical cables are guided from the base through the hinge assemblies and to the display by cable guides which protect the cables against snagging and unnecessary flexure. A single connector connects an audio circuit on a modem to use either a standard hand set for voice communications or a passive speaker and microphone as an acoustic coupler for data communications.
Inventors: Paulsen; David C. (Santa Clara, CA); Edens; Glenn T. (Menlo Park, CA); Nakamura; Karl S. (Santa Clara, CA); Gallatin; David M. (San Jose, CA); Hobson; Stephen R. (Palo Alto, CA); Moggridge; William G. (Palo Alto, CA)
Assignee: Grid Systems Corporation (Mountain View, CA)
Appl. No.: 435126
Filed: October 18, 1982
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Q.: You can buy 1 for five pence........12 for ten pence .....and 321 for fifteen pence ...............what is it?
- No Name Given
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A.: Numbers used on your house or
mailbox. They are 5 pence each therefore 5 pence for a
"1," 10 pence for the "12" and fifteen pence for
"321." Thanks to Glen M. for the help.
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Q.: Why
don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
- No Name Given
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A.: Wow,
so many ways to answer this one. Taking from Cyrano de
Bergerac (if you don't get this you can always watch the Steve
Martin movie Roxanne for an idea of what I'm doing
here)...
Sarcastic - They're just saving the
numbers for themselves.
Cynical - Psychics are full of crap and can't predict the
future.
Advocator - Nobody's ever asked for THIS week's numbers.
Paranoid - Oh, they know. They know
everything. But they're not telling us because they don't
want to get caught. If they get caught, some government
spook's going to kidnap them and run a bunch of tests. Oh,
they know alright.
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Q.: Who sang the rock song Alcohol?
- No Name Given
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A.: If
it's the one I'm thinking about, it's The Barenaked Ladies.
Alcohol is on the album Stunt and it's song number 6.
Thanks to Chris K. for pointing me in the right direction.
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Q.: February is the shortest month of the year. What is the second shortest month of the year and why is this so?
- Chris
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A.: April,
because Daylight Savings Time starts the first Sunday in April.
You lose one hour that day so April has a total of 29 days and 23
hours (You remember the old adage "Fall back, Spring
ahead").
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Q.: Are there plans for a sequel to the American Godzilla?
- No Name Given
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A.: According to
the Web site Coming Attractions, the sequel was dead as of April 21, 2000.
Dean Devlin was quoted as saying, "What it came down to was creative differences between the direction the studio wanted to go and the direction we wanted to go."
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Q.: Okay, here's one...and I really am trying to find the answer, so you could probably say just about
anything. "What is a 'shondell', as in "'Tommy James and the
Shondells?"
- Brooke G.
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A.: Well,
since I have your permission to say anything I'd like,
Shondell is an ancient curse that started the Black Plague of
the 16th century. Now for the truth. The following
comes from an interview and a chat session with Tommy James:
The interview - "It just sounded like the right name." says James. "I found out later it meant some kind of airplane maneuver or something . . ."
The chat - "I came up with the name "Shondells" during study hall in high school. It just sounded musical! And anything with an E-L-L-S on the end was fair game!"
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Q.: Where
did the golfing word "fore" come from?
- Tim Q.
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A.: The
following is from an article by by Jim Corbett, a.k.a. Mr. Golf Etiquette:
In the three years that I have been writing the advice column, "Ask Mr. Golf Etiquette," there is one question from readers that keeps coming up over and over again. Golfers everywhere want to know why golfers everywhere holler "FORE!" when they send a ball careening off in the wrong direction.
Well, imagine my surprise when I was recently reading a book entitled,
A History of Golf, by Robert Browning, (1955, J.M. Dent & Sons) and found the very reference for which I had been searching. Browning, a Scot, was the editor of the magazine called,
Golfing from 1910 to 1955 and was a scholar devoted to tracing the authenticity of the many claims about the games history and lore.
I will let Browning's work describe the situation for interested readers:
"Dr. Neilson, a keen student of Scottish history and literature, discovered a passage in the works of John Knox which, shorn of the eccentricities of sixteenth-century spelling, reads as follows: 'One among many comes to the East Port (i.e., gate) of Leith, where lay two great pieces of ordnance, and where their enemies were known to be, and cried to his fellows that were at the gate making defence: "Ware Before!" and so fires one great piece, and thereafter the other.' The cry of 'Beware before' -- Look out in front -- was, of course, the signal for the defenders of the gate to drop to the ground in order that the guns might be fired over them.
The situation is not dissimilar to that of the golfer intending to drive over the head of someone on the fairway in front, and the way in which the military signal 'Ware before!' might in the course of time be cut down to "Fore!" needs no explaining. 'Look out in front!' It is the most democratic of shouts, which no one dares to let pass unheeded. During an Open Championship at Sandwich many summers ago, I saw a future King of England scurrying apologetically off the fairway in response to a distant bellow of "Fore!" from one of our less distinguished professionals."
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Q.: 1)
What do you throw away when you need it, but bring in when you don't?
2) How does Yoga work?
3) Where and why did people start
making up the myth of Bigfoot?
- Andrew
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A.: 1)
An anchor.
Thanks to Lee H. for the help.
2) Yoga involves techniques for stretching, strengthening and relaxing the
body. People use it to help increase lung capacity, improves muscle tone,
regulate metabolism, stimulate the blood supply to the internal
organs, stress management, and to help relax and focus.
3) Bigfoot, or as it's often called in Canada, the Sasquatch, is mentioned in several
Native American legends. The 7 to 8-foot-tall man/ape
has been sighted in North America for centuries. Before the European invasion, Native Americans knew of the creature and gave him the name Sasquatch, which means “hairy giant.”
One of the earliest recorded sightings of Sasquatch by a
non-Native American occurred in 1811 near what is now Jasper, Alberta,
Canada by a fur trader named David Thompson. Since then there have been many sightings of the creature in Western Canada, and in several states of the U.S., especially the Pacific Northwest, Ohio, and even as far south as Florida, where the swamp-dwelling beast is known as the Skunk Ape.
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Q.: What words in
the English language cannot be rhymed with anything?
- Justin
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A.: Month, silver, orange,
and purple are the words that can't produce TRUE rhymes; however, there are words that can sound similar
to them.
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Q.: Where did WD-40 get its name?
- Jeff I.
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A.: The
following comes directly from the WD-40 Web site:
"Did you ever wonder what the WD in WD-40 stands for?
The name was lifted right out chemist Norm Larsen's laboratory notebook.
Way back in 1953, he was trying to concoct an anti-corrosion formula, which worked on the basic principle of displacing water.
On his 40th try, Larsen finally got it right. Hence the name WD-40.
It literally means Water Displacer, 40th try." Thanks
to everyone who sent this one in.
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Q.: What is the six letter word in English language that changes the meaning and pronunciation when you capitalize the first letter in the word?
- Alma B.
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A.: Polish.
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Q.: Well
I'm sure you know the answer & it's driving me nuts because
I can't remember. What does the YKK stand for in YKK zippers?
Please let me know! Thanks.
- Jess M.
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A.: It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, which is the full name of the Japanese company that makes the YKK zippers.
They were founded in 1934.
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Q.: Why do people say Geronimo when they jump out of an airplane?
- Master Sergeant Randall S.
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A.: The custom of yelling "Geronimo!" is attributed to Aubrey Eberhardt, a member of the U.S. Army's parachute "test platoon" that demonstrated the feasibility of parachute troop drops at Fort Benning, Georgia, in 1940.
To speed up the drops, the brass decided to try a mass jump, in which the
parachutists would jump from the plane in quick succession.
The men were nervous about this, and to relieve the tension a group of them went to see a western at the post movie house the night before the jump.
The movie featured the cavalry mixing it up with the famous Apache chief
Geronimo.
After the movie the men went to the post's beer garden to further calm their nerves, and after a few hours were feeling pretty courageous.
Strolling back to camp, Private Eberhardt announced that he expected the next day's jump to be no different than any other.
His friends immediately began to razz him, saying he'd be so scared he'd barely remember his name.
This ticked off the six-foot-eight Eberhardt, who was known for his confidence and powers of concentration.
According to Gerard M. Devlin, author of Paratrooper! (1979), he declared, "All right, dammit! I tell you jokers what I'm gonna do! To prove to you that I'm not scared out of my wits when I jump, I'm gonna yell `Geronimo' loud as hell when I go out that door tomorrow!"
Next morning half the platoon strapped on their chutes and boarded planes while the other half sat by the edge of the jump field to watch the drop.
By now everyone had heard about Eberhardt's promise. The lead plane flew over the field at low altitude and the men began spilling out as planned.
As the chutes popped open, the guys on the ground could clearly hear a shout of "Geronimo!" followed by an Indian war whoop.
Eberhardt had made good on his boast and the unofficial yell of U.S. airborne troops had been born.
Thanks to Cecil Adams for the answer.
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Q.: I know almost everything about
Star Wars that there is to know, but one thing, I have never been able to find out.
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE RACE THAT YODA IS... WHAT THE HELL IS HE?!.
- Neil W.
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A.: You don't know what race he is because the Star Wars crew won't say.
If you go to starwars.com, you'll find a databank of every character who appears in the movies or books.
For Yoda, the home world and species are labeled as unknown (Chewbacca, for instance, is classified as a wookie from Kashyyk).
It's a safe bet that nobody - probably even George Lucas - has any idea what race Yoda is.
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Q.: Is
Robin Williams a gay man or does he just play one in movies?
- Julia K.
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A.: I
guess it's a testament to how good an actor he is. Robin
Williams has been married twice (his first one lasted 10 years,
and he's been with his second wife since 1989) and has three
kids.
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Q.: Why did we name so many things after American Indians?
- No Name Given
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A.: Probably
because the Native Americans were here first and they had names
for everything already. It really doesn't make a whole lot
of sense to come up with new words to describe something you've
never seen before if someone else already has a name for
it. I'd like to believe that we use some of these Native
American words out of respect, but I know that's not the case.
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