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A.: The
answer to your question is no...men are not idiots, and
apparently I'm not one either. I even performed a very
well organized survey about male idiocy to see if men were
indeed idiots, and if so...why?
The following are the
questions, summary of answers and the gender breakdown.
Gender Breakdown:
Male - 10
Female - 3
It's important to note that more women than men were sent this
survey, but for some reason more men were able to figure out how
to reply to my e-mails.
Question 1 - Why are men idiots?
The vote was close with 6 people believing that men are not, in
fact, idiots; 5 people believing men were idiots; and 2 answers
I couldn't figure out how to classify. Among women, 2 of
the 3 respondents felt that men were idiots. By the way,
you'll REALLY want to check out the answers to this question.
Question 2 - Why am I (Glenn
Weintraub) such an idiot?
Five people agree with you that I am an idiot (those bastards),
while two people thought you were wrong - although I'm
apparently a lot of other things. Three answers couldn't
be classified and three others didn't answer that question at
all (should I be concerned about that?).
Question 3 - Should there be a
support group for men dealing with idiocy?
Eight people said yes, while two people said know (the other
three didn't answer). Of the two who said no, one felt that the
women who deal with male idiots should have a support group.
Question 4 - Is male idiocy
hereditary?
This is the question that provided the greatest insight.
Only three people, all men, thought male idiocy was
hereditary. Three more people felt that it wasn't,
including one woman. But four people, including the other
two women, thought that it was a combination of the gene pool
and several outside factors (and they may be right).
Question 5 - Should male idiocy be
considered a disease? If yes, should it quality for disability
benefits?
Apparently, nobody likes to help those in need. Only four
people felt that it should be considered a disease, but two of
those four thought that the money should go to a support group
for those dealing with the men affected by male idiocy.
Six people felt that it wasn't a disease with a few who felt it
was an offspring of something else.
Question 6 - Are cross dressers
affected?
I asked this question only in the interest of science, and I
didn't even get the answer I was looking for. I was hoping
to find out if a female cross dresser would be affected by male
idiocy. Evidently, nobody really knows how to classify a
cross dresser. Four people thought that cross dressing
was idiocy taken to a new level. One person simply said
yes, and five others...well, they either weren't sure or wanted
to know if I was hiding something (I'm not telling!).
So there you go, Ms. No Name Given. I hope
that answers your question. Click here
if you want to see the answers to questions 1 & 2 (since
these directly answer her question).
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