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Scooby Doo

The Ending - Scrappy Doo was behind the whole thing.  The Fred, Daphne and Velma try to solve the mystery by themselves (Scooby and Shaggy are just glad everyone's back together), but they eventually come to rely on each other to get out of a series of problems.  Everyone on the island turns into zombies that speak in street talk, except for Shaggy and Scooby.  While running from the zombies (including Fred), Shaggy stumbles on a cauldron full of everybody's stolen souls.  Shaggy sees Velma's protoplasm and pulls it out of the cauldron.  Her protoplasm flies off to find her zombie and reclaims her body, forcing the monster inside her out.  The monster explodes as it's exposed to sunlight.  Fred and Daphne soon rejoin with their bodies and the gang seeks out Scooby, who's been convinced by Emile Mondavarious to sacrifice his pure spirit to save everyone else.  As the protoplasm is sucked out of Scooby, Shaggy is able to save him and knock Emile down.  Emile is actually a robot controlled by Scrappy, who's been seeking revenge against ever since they kicked him out of the gang (it happened in the beginning of the movie).  Shaggy removes the pyramid from Scrappy and saves the day.  Scooby bitch-slaps Scrappy.


The Shawshank Redemption

The Ending - Andy Dufresne escapes from Shawshank State Prison by digging a tunnel behind the posters of Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe, and Raquel Welsh.  Andy hid the rock hammer in his Bible.  Before he escapes, Andy places his Bible in the warden's safe instead of the accounting books detailing the warden's illegal activities.  He also takes a one of the warden's suits and a pair of his shoes before returning to his cell.  At lights out, Andy crawls through a quarter mile of prison sewage pipes and escapes prison.  The next day, he withdrawals all of the warden's money and mails evidence of the illegal brides and murder that took place at the prison to a local newspaper.  Byron Hadley is arrested.  Warden Norton shoots himself.  Red gets paroled and heads to the spot the Andy mentioned to him.  He finds a note and money from Andy asking Red to join him in Zihuatenejo, Mexico.  Red and Andy are reunited.


Signs

The Ending - The aliens are here to harvest human beings.  Merrill correctly identifies the crop circles as being markers that the alien ships are using to position themselves across the globe.  Graham figures out that the increase in alien sightings mean the aliens will attack that night.  After surviving the attack, the family returns to the main part of the house where they hear radio reports talking about how the aliens quickly left the planet - even leaving some of their own behind.  The alien Graham saw in Ray's house is in his living room and has captured Morgan.  Graham has a flashback to his dying wife's last words: "Swing away."  Graham tells Merrill to grab his baseball bat and swing as hard as he could at the alien.  When Merrill knocks the alien down, a glass of water falls onto the alien and burns its skin.  Merrill kills the alien by knocking it into all of the glasses of water Bo had unconsciously placed in the room in the days leading up to the attack.  Graham returns to his job as a minister.


Spider-Man

The Ending - Norman Osborn realizes that Peter Parker is Spiderman after he notices that Parker has the same wound as one the Green Goblin inflicted on Spiderman.  Parker soon realizes that Osborn knows he's Spiderman and tries to warn Mary Jane, who's already been captured by the Green Goblin.  After pretty much getting his ass kicked by the Green Goblin, Spiderman is able to turn the tide and defeats the Goblin.  Spiderman unmasks the Goblin and discovers that it's Norman Osborn.  Osborn lures Spiderman closer and tries to kill him by ramming the glider into his back, but Spiderman senses the danger and ducks out of the way.  The glider instead rams into Osborn, killing him.  Spiderman returns Osborn to Osborn's mansion, hoping that Harry Osborn wouldn't find out that his father was the Goblin, but is caught by Harry in the process.  The movie ends with Harry Osborn vowing to get revenge on Spiderman and Parker and Mary Jane almost hooking up.


Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace

The Ending - Senator Palpatine is the Phantom Menace.  He's actually known as Darth Sidious, a Sith master and mentor of Darth Maul.  Darth Maul kills Qui-Gon Jinn and then killed by Obi-Wan Kenobi when Kenobi grabs Qui-Gon's lightsaber and splits Darth Maul in two.  Anikan Skywalker flies to the Trade Federation's starship and destroys it, thus deactivating all of the Federation's battle droids.  Palpatine is elected Chancellor of the Republic.


Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones

The Ending - The attacks on Senator Amidala's life and the Separatists are part of Darth Sidious' plan to destroy the Republic.  Jar Jar Binks is tricked into casting the deciding vote to authorize the creation of an Army of the Republic.  Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Senator Amidala are all captured by Count Dooku, who used to be a Jedi Knight.  Just as Kenobi, Skywalker and Amidala are about to be executed, the Jedi Knights show up and do battle with the Separatists and its army of battle droids.  Mace Windu kills Jango Fett as his son, Boba Fett, looks on.  The Jedi, who are seriously outnumbered, get surrounded and are about to be killed when the Republic's army - clones who are dressed similar to what the stormtroopers will look like - shows up.  Dooku defeats Anakin (who has his hand chopped off) and Obi-Wan, then faces off against Yoda.  Yoda turns out to be a little bad-ass.  Dooku escapes while the Republic's army wins the battle.  Senator Amidala and Anakin Skywalker get secretly married.


Star Wars: Episode 4 - A New Hope

The Ending - Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Chewbaca rescue Princess Leia.  Darth Vader kills his old master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.  Luke, Leia, Han, Chewbaca, C3PO and R2D2 escape from the Death Star and make it to the rebel base.  After reviewing schematics of the Death Star, the Rebels find a flaw that could destroy the enemy base.  Luke destroys the Death Star with help from Han Solo.  Darth Vader escapes.


Star Wars: Episode 5 - The Empire Strikes Back

The Ending - Luke learns to become a Jedi Knight from the last remaining master, Yoda.  Han, Leai, Chewbaca, C3PO and R2D2 hook up with one of Han's old friends - Lando Calrisian - but Lando has already cut a deal with the Empire.  Han is frozen in carbonite and handed over to Bob Fett.  Leia and Chewbaca, set to be transferred to Vader's starship, are rescued by Lando.  Luke faces off against Darth Vader in a lightsaber battle, and ends up losing his hand in the fight.  Vader tells Luke the truth about his father...Darth Vader is Luke's father.


Star Wars: Episode 6 - Return of the Jedi

The Ending - Luke learns that Leia is his sister.  Luke surrenders to the stormtroopers in order to meet with his father (Darth Vader).  Meanwhile, Han, Chewbaca, Leia, C3PO and R2D2 launch an attack on the Death Star's energy shield with the help of the Ewoks.  The Rebels launch an attack on the Death Star while Luke confronts Darth Vader and the Emperor.  Han is able to deactivate the shield, enabling the Rebels to launch their assault.  While Luke faces off against Vader, Vader reads Luke's mind and learns that Leia is his sister.  Luke attacks Vader with all his rage, much to the Emperor's delight.  Luke refuses to kill Vader so the Emperor tries to kill Luke.  Vader  kills the Emperor and saves his son.  Luke and Anakin Skywalker (the former Darth Vader) escape the Death Star just before the Rebels destroy it.  Leia and Han hook up at the end.


Starship Troopers

The Ending - While defending the outpost on the planet called "P," Lt. Rasczak and Dizzy Flores are both killed.  At Dizzy's funeral Colonel Jenkins informs Rico that The Roughneck's mission on "P" was meant to prove the existence of a brain bug.  Rico is promoted to lieutenant and is placed in charge of The Roughnecks.  The Federation orders an attack on "P" to capture the brain bug.  During the attack the Roger Young is destroyed, but Carmen and Zander escape in a pod and crash land on "P."  Carmen and Zander are captured by the bugs, and Zander is killed by the brain bug when it sucks his brain out of his head.  Carmen is able to escape when Rico, Ace and Private Watkins show up with a handheld nuclear weapon.  During their escape Private Watkins is killed.  Career Sergeant Zim captures the brain bug.  It's revealed that Colonel Jenkins telepathically told Rico where to find Carmen.  Carmen becomes a captain.  Rico continues to lead The Roughnecks with Ace as his #2 man.

 

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