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Ocean's 11

The Ending - The crew successfully steals over $163 million from the vault in the Bellagio.  Since there's at least five different stories taking place, the following is a rundown of how they did it:

1)  Yen gets into the vault by stuffing himself into a change cart.  The Malloy brothers, dressed as Bellagio security people, deliver the cart to a restricted area, where another security person takes it down the the elevator, past all the guards and into the vault.

2)  Livingston is able to take over the Bellagio security camera feeds after Saul, who's watching from the security center as his emeralds are taken to the vault, fakes a heart attack.  Livingston then plays a pre-taped feed to hide the fact that the monitors have been hijacked.

3)  Linus convinces Benedict that Frank is a former convict and is illegally working in the casino.  Linus and Frank exchange words, and Frank fakes attacking Linus, which allows Linus the chance to pick Benedict's pocket and grab the vault security codes. 

4)  Basher uses the pinch to shut down every electrical current in Las Vegas for 30 seconds, giving Danny - who's supposed to be getting the crap kicked out of him by one of Benedict's men - and Linus enough time to slide down the elevator shaft before the security sensors come back on.

5)  Yen crawls out of the change cart and places explosives on the inside of the vault door.  Linus and Danny blow the door and start to bag the money.

6)   Rusty places a call to Benedict by calling a cellphone Danny had slipped into Tess's coat pocket.  Rusty tells Benedict that his vault has been hijacked.  The deal is that $80 million is to be taken to a van parked outside while the other $80 million is wired to explosives in the vault as a hostage.  Benedict agrees to do it and the van drives off.

7)  Benedict calls the police, but the call is intercepted by Livingston.  The SWAT team arrives and tries to take the vault back, but the explosives are detonated and the money is destroyed.  Benedict orders his men to take the van.  The van turns out to be controlled by Virgil using a remote control.  Benedict's men find out that the bags of money were really stuffed with ads for hookers.  Benedict orders the SWAT team to leave as he stares at a vault filled with more ads for hookers.

8)  The SWAT team turns out to be the crew and they walk out of the Bellagio with the money.  Benedict goes to see Danny, who's back in the room getting the crap kicked out of him.  Danny makes an offer to return the money if Benedict leaves Tess.  Benedict agrees, but the whole conversation is being viewed by Tess in one of the Bellagio suites.  Danny explains that he doesn't know who took the money, but he could find out.  Benedict has Danny arrested for parole violation.  Tess leaves Benedict.  Danny eventually gets out of prison and is reunited with Tess and Rusty.

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