Do You Really Want to Know How It Ends?

The Ending - Gustav Graves is actually Colonel Moon of the North Korean army, and his diamond mine is actually a front for selling conflict diamonds from Sierra Leone.  Miranda turns out to be a British MI-6 traitor who works for Graves.  Zao and Bond try to kill each other using weapon-enhanced cars.  Bond kills Zao in the ice palace by activating his car's camouflage and hiding while Zao drives off a ramp and down a few several floors until he lands in the frozen water under the ground floor.  Bond rescues Jinx and they both track down Graves and board his cargo jet just before it takes off.  Graves uses Icarus to destroy the landmines in the North Korean demilitarized zone.  Graves and Bond fight while Jinx and Miranda face off.  Jinx kills Miranda.  Bond tries to shoot Graves, but his bullet hits a window and blows a hole in the side of the plane.  Bond uses Graves's electricity-shooting glove to stun Graves, which causes Graves to get sucked out of the plane.  As the plane breaks apart, Bond and Jinx escape by flying away in a helicopter sitting in the cargo hold.  Bond and Jinx hook up.  Moneypenny uses the virtual reality device to imagine what it would be like to hook up with Bond.

The Ending - Donnie Darko actually dies in his bed when the plane engine falls through the roof.  Frank the Rabbit convinces Donnie to leave a sleeping Gretchen in the movie theater and go burn down Jim Cunningham's house.  Jim is exposed as a child pornographer.  Donnie's mom takes Sparkle Motion to appear on Star Search so Kitty can provide moral support to Jim.  Elizabeth gets into Harvard and throws a Halloween party to celebrate.  Donnie, Gretchen and Ronald leave Elizabeth's party and head to Grandma Death's house to learn more about the space-time, only to find that Sean and Seth are about to burglarize the place.  Gretchen, thrown to the ground by Sean, is run over by a car driven by the real Frank, who's dressed in his rabbit costume.  An upset Donnie shoots Frank in his right eye.  Donnie takes Gretchen's dead body and drives off to a scenic spot to watch the Tangent Universe collapse.  That's when we see Donnie die.

The Ending - The Rubik's Cube is actually the Continuum Transfunctioner.  When Chester finally solves the cube it turns into a doomsday device that will blow up the entire universe unless it's deactivated.  The "hot chicks with large breasts" merge into one huge hot chick and try to destroy the universe, but are stopped by Jesse when he figures out how to use the Continuum Transfunctioner.  Jesse and Chester get back together with Wilma and Wanda; Christie Boner breaks up with Tommy and hooks up with Nelson; and Zoltan and his space geeks go with the Nordic guys to a party in the Crab Nebula.  The twins' "special gifts" for Jesse and Chester are berets (they sewed the names on themselves).