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A Beautiful Mind

The Ending - William Parcher, Charles Herman and Marcee Herman are all figments of John Nash's imagination.  In reality, there is no code for Nash to break.  The constant code breaking that Nash has been working on were part of his delusions.  Nash is committed for psychiatric analysis under the care of Dr. Rosen.  Nash is given medication that removes his delusions, but it also affects his ability to create new mathematical formulas.  With the help of Alicia and Dr. Rosen, Nash is able to deal with his delusions without the help of medication.  he still sees Parcher, Charles and Marcee, but he now ignores them.  Years later, Nash wins the Nobel Prize for one of his formulas.


About a Boy

The Ending - Will and Fiona race to the school's talent show to stop Marcus from embarrassing himself in front of the entire student body by singing Killing Me Softly in honor of his mother.  Marcus hits the stage anyway and starts singing.  Will grabs a guitar and joins Marcus on stage, saving Marcus from sure embarrassment.  It also impresses Rachel, who is in the crowd to watch her son perform.  Rachel and Will start seriously dating, and Marcus is no longer considered a geek.


American Outlaws

The Ending - After leaving the James-Younger gang, Jesse James marries Zee, but is soon captured by Allan Pinkerton.  Jesse is placed on a train to Washington with Pinkerton, Thaddeus Rains and Rollin Parker, but he's able to escape the train's stockade.  Jesse jumps to the top of the train to escape the Pinkerton detectives, but he's soon surrounded.  Suddenly, the train engine is shot with a canon by Zee, Frank James and Cole Younger.  The Younger gang and a bunch of the people the James-Younger gang helped attack the train and rescue Jesse.  Jesse kills Rollin Parker, but lets Thaddeus Rains and Pinkerton live.  Pinkerton tells Jesse that he has no personal interests in Tennessee, so Jesse and Zee move there to be safe from Pinkerton's detectives.


American Pie

The Ending - In the end, they all get laid.  After, uh, failing to perform with Nadia with an Internet audience watching, Jim becomes Michelle the Band Geek's bitch after prom.  Kevin is finally able to get his longtime girlfriend Vicky to put out.  Oz, after leaving during a lacrosse championship game to sing in a choral competition, takes Heather to the prom, where the two get to know one another a whole lot better outdoors.  Finch seduces Stifler's mom during the after prom party and gets lucky on a pool table.


Analyze This

The Ending - Dr. Sobol ends up helping Paul come to grips with the source of his anxiety - that he witnessed his father's brutal death when he was a child.  However, as Paul's getting ready for the summit he sees a commercial about a father and son and ends up having another breakdown.  Jelly interrupts Dr. Sobol's wedding and forces him to attend the summit in Paul's absence.  Paul eventually makes it to the summit and retires from mob life, but not before getting into a shootout with his rival, Primo Sidone.  At the start of the gunfight, Dr. Sobol is shot with a bullet that would have hit Paul.  The feds bust the summit and arrest a bunch of the mob bosses.  Vitti, in prison, shows his gratitude to Dr. Sobol by having Tony Bennett perform in front of the doctor's house.


Apollo 13

The Ending - Just about everything that could go wrong did go wrong.  While stirring the oxygen tanks some faulty wiring causes one of the tanks to ignite, blowing apart one side of the spacecraft.  Here's a list of the problems (and solutions) as they come up:

1)  The batteries may run out out before the ship returns to earth.  Solution - they run on only 12 amps of power for the bulk of the trip back.

2)  The level of carbon dioxide is rising and the square filters they have available won't fit in the round filter slot.  Solution - The engineers at NASA come up with a way to create an air filter using tape, a bag, the cover of the flight plan, a hose, and few other things.

3)  The flight trajectory is coming in shallow because they didn't land on the moon (the ship is lighter than expected).  Solution - they perform a 30 burn of the engines to get back on course.  Since they don't have access to the ship's navigation system (the power's pretty much off), they try to stay on course by tracking a fixed object from the window...the earth.

4)  The ship's power up sequence keeps going over the available 20 amps.  Solution - Ken Mattingly, in the simulator for several days, figures out that he can grab 4 amps from the LEM and is able to generate the startup sequence.

5)  The flight trajectory is still coming in shallow.  Solution - they transfer a bunch of ballasts and other heavy objects from the damaged portion of the ship to the lunar module.

6)  There's a typhoon warning on the edge of the prime recovery zone.  Solution - There's nothing they can do about that.  The typhoon threat doesn't amount to anything.

7)  The heat shields may have been cracked during the explosion.  Solution - Nothing they could do about this one, too.  It turned out that the heat shields were fine.

The ship goes into blackout as it re-enters the atmosphere, but it takes longer than the usual three minutes to reacquire the signal.  Eventually, the ship does land in the ocean and the astronauts survive.


Armageddon

The Ending - The Freedom and Independence make the trip around the moon and approach the asteroid from behind, but the moon's gravity wasn't strong enough to clear out most of the asteroid's debris.  The Independence is destroyed and crash lands on the asteroid while the Freedom overshoots its landing spot and ends up on a compressed iron plate.  The Freedom crew starts drilling, but are unable to get any significant depth.  The team's armadillo hits a gas pocket and explodes, killing Max.  Meanwhile, A.J., Bear and Lev Andropov survive the Independence's crash landing and reunites with the Freedom crew.  They continue drilling and hit another gas pocket, but this time they're able to drill through it and successfully dig a hole deep enough for the nuclear warhead to destroy the asteroid.  Another explosion on the asteroid causes the remote detonator on the warhead to break, meaning somebody will need to stay behind and manually detonate the bomb.  Everyone draws straws and A.J. is chosen to stay behind, but as Harry escorts him out of the shuttle he breaks A.J.'s air line and replaces him on the asteroid.  The Freedom leaves the asteroid and Harry detonates the warhead, saving the earth.  A.J. marries Grace.


Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

The Ending - Austin and Felicity Shagwell catch a ride on the Apollo 11 rocket to the moon to raid Dr. Evil's base.  Austin and Mini Me face off with Mini Me kicking Austin's ass.  Mini Me ends up inside of Austin's space suit, so Austin goes to the bathroom and forces Mini out of his suit and into space.  Austin makes it to the control room and finds that Felicity's been captured.  Austin faces-off against Dr. Evil's men as Dr. Evil escapes.  Austin catches up to Dr. Evil, who gives Powers the option of letting him go versus saving Felicity.  Austin chooses to save Felicity by using the time machine to go back in time by ten minutes, meaning that two Austin Powers are there to fight Dr. Evil.  Dr. Evil and Mini Me escape in a huge ship shaped like a dick.  Austin and Felicity live happily ever after in the year 1999.


Austin Powers in Goldmember

The Ending - Just before Dr. Evil is able to activate the Preparation H, Nigel Powers makes an appearance and informs everyone that Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are, in fact, brothers.  A car bomb assassination attempt against Nigel failed, but Nigel was left to believe that Austin was the only survivor.  Everyone shares a group hug except for Scott and Goldmember.  Scott runs away.  Goldmember tries to go ahead with the plan to destroy the world, but is stopped by the team of  Austin Powers and Dr. Evil.  Later on, Scott is shown in the hideout inside the Hollywood sign, planning to destroy Austin Powers.

 

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