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I could never work as a...
Coroner
Inner-city school teacher
Coal miner
Skyscraper window washer
Septic tank cleaner
Member of the bomb squad
Slaughterhouse employee
Organic fertilizer producer
Hospice nurse
Airport screener
Previous Polls........You can still cast your vote
Which off limits person do you want to have sex with the most?
I don't feel comfortable talking about...
What do you wish you had a video of?
Who gets the most preferential treatment?
The thing I hate most about growing old is...
I hate to admit that I love...
What's the most thankless profession?
Each of the following were things I've brought up to others at work. Which was my most mindless thought?
Which story did you never believe?
Which is the most recognizable theme music?
What's the most annoying thing that people do?
Which description would piss you off the most if somebody was talking about you?
Who is today's most over-rated "celebrity" (aka biggest media whore)?
The best TV spin-off was:
I can't stand...
What event shocked you the most?
The movie everyone must see is...
Who is the strangest person ever?
I would never have believed it if someone had told me 20 years ago that:
Which is the best name for a porn movie?
What's the scariest thing about going to the circus or a carnival?
Which of the following should be banned in order to save society as we know it?
Who would you rather have as a bodyguard?
Where's the coolest place to have sex?
Which question do you wish someone would ask you?
The charity I'm least likely to contribute to is:
The movie I most wanted to have a part in was:
Who should never produce any offspring, breed again or adopt?
Which is the best excuse not to vote?
Which is the best topic for debate?
Assuming both sides adhere to the same rules, which sport offers women the greatest chance to compete with men?
Which is most likely to happen?
You haven't lived until you've:
Which fight would you most like to see?
Which would you rather see happen?
Which is the most likely topic for the next TV reality series?
The best TV parents are:
Which is the best literary character to appear in a series?
Which superhero power would you most like to have?
What's the worst invention ever?
Which item of memorabilia do you desire the most?
If there was an international situation, who would you send in to take care of business?
The best cinematic speech is:
The world is about to end. Which would you want to be the last thing you'd do?
Which is the most overused cliche?
If you could witness any of these events, which would you choose?
Which unsolved mystery do you most want to know the answer to?
Which of the following has the greatest chance of being true?
The biggest waste of money is:
Which of the following is the best Dr. Seuss book?
What's the one piece of technology you can't live without?
The best theme song on TV is:
Which was the most memorable movie moment?
Who would win a full-on battle royal between the following corporate icons?
Which city is the best place to visit, but not live?
My wife and I are expecting our first child. The problem is we're having a hard time with names. Which name do you like the best?
This poll has ended - we chose Jarrett. Click here to view the results
Which is the worst combination?
You've just found $50,000. How would you spend it?
The ultimate snack food is...
Which music, movie or television personality are you most tired of hearing about?
The best part about going to a zoo are the:
I'll Never Understand...
Which World Cup favorite will be eliminated first?
This poll has ended - France was the first team eliminated. Click here to view the results
Which is the most annoying sound?
Which was the stupidest or most annoying fad?
Which is the most boring sport to watch?
Which of the following is the least romantic line?
Which of the following would be TV's strangest couple?
Which of the following lines would end a blind date the fastest?
The Saturday Night Live character I'm like the most is...
The Crap
Babble
Origins
Stump Me
Cool!
Jokes
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