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Growing old sucks because...

The thing I hate most about growing old is...

   Less sex
   Everything sags
   Pooping my pants
   All my favorite music will be played in elevators
   My kids will stick me in a home
   Getting closer to death
   Hair growing in my ears
   I won't be able to work the new technology
   The toys just won't be the same
   Driving slowly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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