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Audio Files
Sex and Beer
- If you enjoy hangout bars where there's a guy singing
drinking songs on an acoustic guitar - and Irish Kevin's
in Key West, Florida is the first to come to mind - then
you'll love this song.
This may very well be the best bar song out there.
Warning
- this file is just under 4 Megs.
The
Bears Still Suck - One of my best friends is a Chicago
Bears fan. So when I came across this song I had to make it
available for everyone. FYI - I couldn't care less about either
team...I'm a Miami Dolphins guy.
Warning
- this file is just under 2.5 Megs.
Donald
Duck Gets Some Action - This
one's been around for a while, but people have been asking
me to add it to the site. It's a radio show's
impression of what it would sound like if Donald Duck were
to have oral sex (can't use the wording I want to
here...too many kids).
President
Bush Says What's Really On His Mind
- Somebody spent a lot of time splicing this one
together, but the results are awesome. This is no
doubt what G-Dub really wants to tell the world.
Warning - this file is just under 2 Megs.
Video Files
Ali G Interviews
the Beckhams - Whether you know who Ali G
is or not, this is a must see for people who love
comedy.
Warning
- this file is just over 24.6 Megs.
NEW
The Greatest
Bush Impersonator Of Them All - Just
close your eyes and listen. This guy nails George
W. Bush, and he does a decent Bill Clinton as well.
Warning
- this file is just over 5.2 Megs.
NEW
The Street
Interview - A
classic from Chappelle's Show. If any of you had
ever seen HBO's series Real Sex, you'd know the
best parts are the street interviews. Here's
Chappelle's version.
NEW
Wine Cork Coaking -
Saturday Night Live hasn't been all that great
since Will Ferrell left, but this is one of the skits
that ranks among the truly great since Will's departure.
Warning
- this file is just over 19.7 Megs.
NEW Star
Wars 3: A Lost Hope - The
production values on this Star Wars spoof are
fantastic. Definitely worth the time it takes top
download it.
Warning
- this file is just over 19.7 Megs. The
Inglewood Jack - Samuel
L. Jackson reprises his role as Jules Winnfield from Pulp
Fiction. He's no longer a hitman. Now he's
a youth hockey coach.
Warning
- this file is just over 4.6 Megs. The
Matrix: Gas - Somebody
did an outstanding job of adding quality sound effects to
The Matrix. To quote the Oracle: "Smell good,
don't they."
Warning
- this file is just over 2 Megs. The
Soccer Ref - A
fine mixture of ballet and forceful carding by a very gay
referee.
Warning
- this file is just over 1 Meg.
Shadow
Monkeys - An
instant classic. It starts a little slow, but gets
really good about 25 seconds in. Just keep reminding
yourself that these shadows are the work of some guy's
hands (you'll see at the end).
Warning
- this file is just under 2 Megs.
South
Park Christmas - For
all of you South Park fans, this is the file you
want. It's believed to be the video that launched
the series. Very rough and full of profanity.
Keep in mind that due to the file's size I'll be
deactivating this link from time to time until I get a
site sponsor.
Warning
- this file is just over 38 Megs.
Who's
On First? - Does
anyone not know this routine? Abbott and Costello's
classic baseball act is as awesome to watch today as it
was when it first came out in 1945's The Naughty
Nineties.
Warning
- this file is just under 14 Megs.
Angel
- This is a clip video of an Air Force C-130 releasing flares to repel heat seeking missiles.
The pattern formed by the smoke of these decoys is how they got their name... Angel.
Because maneuvers were usually in remote areas and probably over water, the general public does not get to see these exercises.
Warning - this file is just under 3 Megs.
Baby
Learns Early- From
The Man Show, a little guy gets a jump start
on life.
Warning - this file is about 1.5 Megs.
President
Bush's True Intentions - Another well
spliced file that accurately states what's on the mind
of G-Dub.
Warning - this file is about 4.5 Megs.
Other Files
MiniPutt
- A simple, but fun, miniature golf game. Dancing
Hippo - The
Thong Song as choreographed by a true professional: a
purple hippo that moves better than I ever could.
Warning
- this file is just over 1 Meg.
Delta Ebonics
- Remember the fake Delta commercial? Well, now you can see what you've been
hearing - someone created a Flash version that's
pretty damn funny. If you've never heard of this, be
sure to check it out.
Dancing
Banana - For those of you who watch the TV show Ed, I
tracked down the computerized banana that
appeared on the show in 2002. Yes, the graphics still suck -
but then again, who cares? It's peanut butter jelly
time.
Sexris
- Tetris like you've never played before.
Please don't download this if you're not at least 18 years
old. There, I've given you my disclaimer.
Warning
- this file is just under 2 Megs.
A
Special Gift From Coca Cola
- Our good friends at Coke want to give you a special, one-of-a-kind cup holder. Dr.
Shrink - OK, this one's pretty old -
hell, it's a DOS
program - but it's been known to be pretty accurate
when it comes to creating psychological profiles.
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